hedgehogs
Our headmaster, Mr. King, was a keen naturalist, and used to give assemblies using his little Sylvanian Families hedgehogs. He had the whole family. He made them speak. He did all the voices. I think he was mad. Or a paedophile. Or both.
written by Da* W*ke*y, approved by Log
This sets a bold new standard for outright LotP lies.
A lass named Kelly Richardson at my school used to collect dead mice from the traps in her house, dress them up in Sylvanian Families clothes, and pretend they were her children. You wouldn't think it to look at her.
written by Da* Leo*ard, disapproved by Conor