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The well known practice of looking up rude words in the School Library's Big Dic-tionary also works in the Bible. A quick summary of my findings...
- Song of Songs 5:2-4 contains passages about honey soaked, er, passages.
- Philippians 3:8 has Saint Paul using a bad word. Um.
- 1 Samuel 25:22 has King David using the phrase "he that pisseth against a wall".
- Isaiah 66:11 has a little breast play.
- Proverbs 5:19 has some sound marital advice - plus nudity, rape, besitality and bum sex galore!
A rich playground for the horny teen looking to spazz out during a dull RE lesson.
written by To* Bra*der, approved by Log
Ezekiel 23:20 talks about a woman who enjoys the company of lovers who are hung like donkeys and who can ejaculate like horses.
Editor’s note. We were a bit sceptical about this claim, but it turns out that it bloody well does. And how about 23:21? "So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled”. Phew! It seems that the whole of Ezekiel 23 is pretty damn filthy. It starts off like the premise of a Tania Russof movie and ends up in a Tarantinoesque bloodbath. The smutty bible-writing perverts.
Editor’s note. We were a bit sceptical about this claim, but it turns out that it bloody well does. And how about 23:21? "So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled”. Phew! It seems that the whole of Ezekiel 23 is pretty damn filthy. It starts off like the premise of a Tania Russof movie and ends up in a Tarantinoesque bloodbath. The smutty bible-writing perverts.
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