Insult Reversal
Witty response to come back with when labelled a 'bitch' at school:
'A bitch is a dog, a dog barks, bark is part of a tree, a tree is part of nature, nature is beautiful, so thanks for the compliment.'
Can be altered slightly for other insults too; 'a twat is a fanny, sweet fanny adams, adam and eve were in Genesis, so was Phil Collins, so actually you're calling me Phil Collins, so thanks for the compliment.'
And if it's any consolation, a fucking cunt must be an attractive cunt, otherwise it wouldn't be fucking.
'A bitch is a dog, a dog barks, bark is part of a tree, a tree is part of nature, nature is beautiful, so thanks for the compliment.'
Can be altered slightly for other insults too; 'a twat is a fanny, sweet fanny adams, adam and eve were in Genesis, so was Phil Collins, so actually you're calling me Phil Collins, so thanks for the compliment.'
And if it's any consolation, a fucking cunt must be an attractive cunt, otherwise it wouldn't be fucking.
written by am* jord*n, Jo* Blyt*, approved by Log
Although quite how being Phil Colins is any better, i'll never know.
written by ry*n joy*e, disapproved by Phil
A cunt is always more useful than the person that calls you one - unless they comeback with " On it's period " oh dear.
written by excluded pupil, disapproved by Log
Being called Phil Collins is in no way a compliment. Even to Phil Collins.
written by Da* B, disapproved by Log
How on earth is calling someone Phil Collins a compliment?
written by No*sid*e Man, deleted by Log
How exactly is being called Phil Collins a complement?
written by He* Phil*ips, deleted by Ponky
Of course if you think being called Phil Collins is a compliment, then your proabably ARE a twat...
written by Jo*h Ga*dner, deleted by Matt
Wait, wait, wait. Phil Collins is a compliment? Yeah, he's filthy rich, but who deny the fact that he is also whiney little bastard.
written by Ga*y W*lson, deleted by Phil
A fair bit of pornographic research would suggested that a fucking cunt i.e. one that has been fucked a lot, is actually one of the least desirable of cunts as the fanny lips end up permanently turned outwards and really they're rather nasty looking. Hence most mens desire for a minimally used cunt to have sex with.
Also, how in fuck is Phil Collins a compliment?
Also, how in fuck is Phil Collins a compliment?
written by Ga*eth*Winsl*de, deleted by Matt