i'm telling, you're smelling, batman variant
I'm telling
you're smelling
you went to batman's wedding
you kissed him
you hugged him
and now you really love him
It's shit, but it's got batman in, so it's great.
written by Da* Wak*ly, approved by Log

The North London variant (circa 1985) went as follows:

I'm telling, you're smelling
You went to Batman's wedding.
You jumped in a lorry
And you didn't say sorry.

Why, exactly, you'd be jumping into a lorry, and indeed, apologising for doing so, remains a mystery to this day.
written by Al*x *ineho*se, disapproved by Phil