inverted nipples
The idea of inverted nipples is commonplace, although I'm not sure if anyone has ever seen any. Surely it would involve little holes. And they would have to suck in milk. And this never, never happens.
written by Jo* B*yt*, approved by Log

An example of this was a boy in my year dubbed banana boobs, he was skinny but had these odd protruding nipples which sucked his games t-shirt in at the end. I would have laughed more but I happened to be a fat shit with tits myself.
written by Ch*is W*rren, approved by Susan