Trees
The law states that every pupil who dies during their school career must have a small unhealthy-looking tree dedicated to their memory planted somewhere in the school grounds.
written by Sp*oky D*ugal, approved by Rosy
A kid in our school collapsed and died after sniffing Tipp-ex.
He got a bench in the quad.
He got a bench in the quad.
written by Ed*ie R*nan, approved by Mansh
A poor guy in our school died in a flat fire and we got a brand spanking new jungle gym to play on, with a little plaque that said it was dedicated to poor Jimmy, so we could remember how horribly poor Jimmy died when we were playing space pirates.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Rosy
Oooh la-di-fucking-da! The quad. What kind of school was that, eh? Eton? A girla couple of years above me finally managed to do away with herself via anorexia after a couple of years of trying. Our kind, caring Catholic school did nothing to remember her, not even a small shrub.
written by excluded pupil, disapproved by Phil
A girl had a tree planted in her memory at my high school. I dont know how she died but I do know that a teacher painted it bright pink years later.
written by excluded pupil, disapproved by Ponky