Trees
The law states that every pupil who dies during their school career must have a small unhealthy-looking tree dedicated to their memory planted somewhere in the school grounds.
written by Sp*oky D*ug*l, approved by Rosy
A kid in our school collapsed and died after sniffing Tipp-ex.
He got a bench in the quad.
He got a bench in the quad.
written by Ed*ie*Ron*n, approved by Mansh
A poor guy in our school died in a flat fire and we got a brand spanking new jungle gym to play on, with a little plaque that said it was dedicated to poor Jimmy, so we could remember how horribly poor Jimmy died when we were playing space pirates.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Rosy