Griffin Savers Bag
The Midland Bank's least kudos-bequeathing playground fashion accessory, which doubled as (someone else's) curling stone during icy winters.

In hindsight I wish there had been a branch of NatWest closer to home - those shitty pottery pigs they doled out go for a minty bundle nowadays.

written by s *ield, approved by Phil

I still have a Griffin Savers Dictionary – The definition of the word “Gay” has been crossed out, and my younger brothers name written next to it in biro.
written by an*nymou* us*r, left hanging by Log