Physics For You Books

Cockfingers says...Tripe from beginning to end which adds nothing to the speednob zeitgest and in fact detracts from it in its' badness. Snatch it from my cocky fingers if it ain't so.



The classic 1980s physics textbook, its tatty orange cover familiar to most and more impaortantly its graffiti. Thanks to Maggie and 'the cuts' these texts books were handed down seemingly from one genereation to the next to be shared "one between two in class" (normally in my case with Dillon-Smith who actually had silver cuffs on his jumper,as a result of using them to wipe his forever dribbling nose). But its the huge zeppelin sized cartoon cocks that appeared on the cartoon professor in the book that are most memorable, any suitable pose for the cartoon professor would result in a massive wang, spunk leaking from the end. Likewise the odd photos in the book would gain these penises especially the pics with a woman in, giving a blowjob geting covered in spunk ect.
But heres the odd bit, my parents wanted my to do well in physics (ha, soon showed them) so bought me my own Physics For You, I was never in the habit of drawing on my books. Yet my copy which I still have has all the cocks in it that the school texts had. Confirmed by a mate who attended a different school to me whilst indulging on a drink fueled nostalgia trip. The only conclusion I can draw is that they came published like that. My zeppelin cocks were the biggest!!
written by Pa*l Ha*ris, left hanging by Edward