for good friends and for good food
For good friends and for good food
We thank you, Lord
Amen

Compulsory prayer said before dinner at my primary school. To be said in a mindless drone, reminiscent of, "Good mor-ning, Mis-sus Jones".
More accurate would have been;
For the wondrous bounty
That is shepherds pie
Left over from last week
And for letting me sit next to Peter
Who smells of cheese biscuits
We thank you, Lord
Amen
written by excluded pupil, Po*ky*Ponk, approved by Ponky