A lamentable attempt at a catch 22 (qv), clearly thought of in a couple of bored minutes. You were asked "Do you lickadickaday?", to which you would obviously answer no unless you were the most pathetically retarded person in the whole world ever. I guess they thought concatenating all its constituent words would confuse the victim. The result of an affirmative answer is obvious, but if you answered 'no' they'd claim that "lickadickaday" was Latin for breathe. Which failed to be particularly cutting, but it's debatable whether this was because no-one in their right mind would believe this, or because "ha ha, you don't breathe" doesn't really cut it as an insult.

This will also lose its edge when the idiots get hold of it, saying it too slowly and ruining what was originally a good joke. Like when the same idiots suddenly start liking bands that used to be cool, before the idiots read one fucking copy of the NME and before you know it the video was on the fucking Twix Chart Show. Idiots.

Actually, the accepted (and proper) usage is to go up to someone and say "If you lickadickaday say what." If this was said quickly enough, the other person would often automatically say "What?", thereby confirming that they do, indeed, perform an act of fellatio on a daily basis. Like a big honking poovter, or slag.

I don't know what kind of retard school you lot went to, where you just straight asked people if they licked a dick a day, and expected them to say yes. You big dumb apes.