Matey and Everitt
Legend had it that Gary Everitt got his cock stuck up the bath tap. How or why this happened the legend never stated, but we knew it must be true because, well, he looked the type.
A song was composed to the tune of the Matey bubblebath advert on TV at the time:
Gary Everitt's a bottle of fun
You put him in the bath
He sticks it up the tap
and everyone has a laugh!
He had to endure 5 years of this song, which was passed down to the years below and was particularly enjoyed by his younger brother, who presumably gained a good deal of revenge for older-sibling-based bullying.
A song was composed to the tune of the Matey bubblebath advert on TV at the time:
Gary Everitt's a bottle of fun
You put him in the bath
He sticks it up the tap
and everyone has a laugh!
He had to endure 5 years of this song, which was passed down to the years below and was particularly enjoyed by his younger brother, who presumably gained a good deal of revenge for older-sibling-based bullying.
written by Ji* Gre*n, approved by Matt