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A smack on the back of the head. It's spam backwards, you see. Very clever. And therefore not thuggish.
written by Ri*hard*Go*dey, approved by Log

Don't forget "pams" and "amps", which are used for the sides of the head should the forehead be unspammable, or rear be off the maps. By using these four techniques in combination, every eventuality is covered, and someone
will be hit somewhere.
written by To*le* Ta*, approved by Log