Fleeing Arabs, The
A game played after swimming at the local leisure centre, during which you would put your towel over your head, secure it in place by putting your swimming goggles on over it (thereby concealing your identity), and then run around the building shouting ‘The Fleeeeeing Araaaaabs!’ until a member of staff got bored enough to tell you to piss off home. The bar was raised considerably when Neil Keouski neglected to wear anything other than the Arabian headdress.
written by Sp*ghet*i Hoo*s, approved by Conor