mervyn triplets
MERVYN : "I've got a Mervyn" - my knickers are wedged somewhere between my buttocks and are, therefore, causing me discomfort. In order to yank them out discreetly, one must confide in a friend, "I've got a Mervyn", so that they can walk behind you, forming a shield.
MELVYN : "I've got a Melvyn" - for some reason I have been running about in a pair of ill-fitting tights. The motion of my legs and arse has caused the tights to slowly wend their way down my thighs. The crotch is now suspended between my knees, allowing me to part my feet by no more than six inches, and meaning that the cold air is now circulating around my knickers, buttocks and upper thighs. Don't run in ill-fitting pairs of tights, you will only end up with a Melvyn.
MAUSTYN : "I've got a Maustyn" (pronounced "Moss-tin"). My sleeping bag zip is very stiff, and while I was fiercely yanking it up, I somehow managed to wedge the end up my arse. This is most painful, but results in much mirth at sleepovers. Whoever looks most uncomfortable has definitely got a Maustyn.
MELVYN : "I've got a Melvyn" - for some reason I have been running about in a pair of ill-fitting tights. The motion of my legs and arse has caused the tights to slowly wend their way down my thighs. The crotch is now suspended between my knees, allowing me to part my feet by no more than six inches, and meaning that the cold air is now circulating around my knickers, buttocks and upper thighs. Don't run in ill-fitting pairs of tights, you will only end up with a Melvyn.
MAUSTYN : "I've got a Maustyn" (pronounced "Moss-tin"). My sleeping bag zip is very stiff, and while I was fiercely yanking it up, I somehow managed to wedge the end up my arse. This is most painful, but results in much mirth at sleepovers. Whoever looks most uncomfortable has definitely got a Maustyn.
written by Ho*ly*, approved by Log
Room 17
If you were a male pupil in my school, and were in year 8 during: 1997 you will always remember room 17,it was like a soft core striptease, without the elegance of sexy lingerie and music.
This girl called **** use to flash us her boobies and lower region, obviously if you were a favourite of hers you would get 2 touch and even get a private show in the history block cubicles.
Good times.
It started of just for me and my friend, but it rapidly escalated and the football courts seemed empty due to room 17's lunchtime antics.
Bring back the school days.
If you were a male pupil in my school, and were in year 8 during: 1997 you will always remember room 17,it was like a soft core striptease, without the elegance of sexy lingerie and music.
This girl called **** use to flash us her boobies and lower region, obviously if you were a favourite of hers you would get 2 touch and even get a private show in the history block cubicles.
Good times.
It started of just for me and my friend, but it rapidly escalated and the football courts seemed empty due to room 17's lunchtime antics.
Bring back the school days.
written by ry*n br*ggs, left hanging by Edward