no uniform days, misunderstood
Misunderstanding the concept of No Uniform Day, Graham McKillop arrived at school in a Lemming costume, complete with green hair. Good publicity for Psygnosis; bad, BAD publicity for Graham McKillop.
written by Pa*l Equ*nox C*ll*ns, approved by Log
Class spacker David Howell turned up to non-uniform day dressed as a cowboy.
Oddly, when we saw his little dejected face drop as he realised his mistake, our vicious hearts melted. We spent the rest of the day trying to pretend that a cowboy costume was the height of fashion, to reduce the risk of poor David being tormented by other pupils. It was a genuine moment of altruism towards someone less fortunate than ourselves.
Even now, just talking about it makes me feel sick.
Oddly, when we saw his little dejected face drop as he realised his mistake, our vicious hearts melted. We spent the rest of the day trying to pretend that a cowboy costume was the height of fashion, to reduce the risk of poor David being tormented by other pupils. It was a genuine moment of altruism towards someone less fortunate than ourselves.
Even now, just talking about it makes me feel sick.
written by Go*ty*Got*y, approved by Matt
once, in our first year, my friend; who is rather short decided he would come to school as Yoda. He got alot of insults afterwards. mainly from me <_<
written by An*re* T*ndal*, left hanging by Edward
On a no uniform day at our scholl we had one kid, called Joe (can't remember his surname) who turned up in a full set of quickfit overalls?!
Much piss ripping ensued
Much piss ripping ensued
written by Pe*t B*gm*n, disapproved by Phil
sounds made up, has spelling mistakes. away with ye.
I never got the hang of this. Once a year we paid a pound for the privilaege of not waering uniform. Why then were Merv and I sent to the Deputy Head, just because I was wearing a home-made Tudor tabard and striped DMs and he was wearing longjohns and a tutu ?
Not only did we suffer detention but we never got our two quid back.
I blame this incident for the cold chill that runs up my spine at work every time some wag suggests we should have a "dress-down Friday".
written by Lo*te K*ol, disapproved by Phil
What about the kids who forgot it was a no uniform day and therefore were admitting to the entire school that they were smelly, dirty gippos who can't afford the 50p it'd cost to not wear a uniform that day.
written by Ga*y W*lson, disapproved by Ponky