Billy Bum Bleed
An unfortunate boy in my older brother's year who farted in assembly and ripped his hemorroids. Allegedly.

He apparently had a sister, Emma, who hung around with bus drivers, got 'nonced' by one and is now a bus driver herself. "and still stinks of piss" were my brother's words on the situation.
written by Sr* Smi*h, left hanging by Edward