Don't point out shit!
Never point out a big human turd on the school playing field to the hardest kid in the class and say "Ahhh Dean, you could've waited!" (especially when the PE teacher has said "Go to the fields I'll be there in 5 mins.")
As Paul Talbot found out, Dean will sit you in it and you'll have shit smeared all over the arse of your red shorts.
As Paul Talbot found out, Dean will sit you in it and you'll have shit smeared all over the arse of your red shorts.
written by Le* M, approved by Mansh