Spoilsports
Spoilsports was a game of my invention which involved going around the playground and fucking up everyone else's game - kicking footballs over the school fence, standing in the middle of the girls' game of elastics, and so on.
The game was great fun, but was sadly curtailed when I had the shit thoroughly kicked out of me by an older girl.
I spent much of the afternoon sat on a female teacher's lap sobbing like a great jessie. And that's why I like NWA.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Matt

I played this game regularly, although we called it 'Poiling People's Pames'. Our code was truly unbreakable.
written by Ma*k Gr*vel*, approved by Matt