pal
Personal Arse Licker. Never say that you are someone's pal; "best pal" is a bit better, because it implies that there is some competition for the job, and at least that means you're a good arse licker.
written by Ji* Gi*son, approved by Log
Personal arse licker. As in, are you my pal?
written by Ma*tin*Dem*ster, approved by Log