leafmer Ral flone!
What she was actually trying to say was, "leave my Ralph alone". Ralph's mum was a orca-like colossus of a woman with a wobbly mouse face and raspberry blancmange legs. Her protective cry of "LEAFMER RAL FLONE!" was honked into the atmosphere by her blubber blubber blub-blub jowels. She drove a Mini called "Custard Cream", presumably because the idea of her sitting in a giant biscuit made her wet her bloomers in morbid ecstasy.
written by an*nym*us u*er, left hanging by Edward