pete beal's banana bowl
Obscure allusion to homosexuality. The idea is that you go to Albert Square market to buy bananas from Pete Beal, and put them in a bowl. Instead of eating them, however, you put them up your arse.
written by Jo* Bl*th, approved by Log

Pete Beal's Banana Bowl was, in fact, a style of cricketing bowl in which the ball takes a curving approach to the wicket.
written by Pa*l Da*t, approved by Log

Was it? Blimey.
written by Jo* Bly*h, approved by Log

Yes, it was. And jingo bingo wasn't a childhood game, you invented it when you were 20 years old and in the final year of a law degree.
written by Pa*l Da*t, approved by Log

Thank you, you can go back to being a solicitor now, Paul. Must you have the career and rob me of my credibility on the internet? This is the only place I exist, you merciless swine!
written by Jo* Bly*h, approved by Log

Cunt. I didn't even write this. You're putting these words into my mouth.
written by Pa*l D*ft, approved by Log