Late friday nights as everyone is fully aware, was when channel 5 broadcast their fantastic filth and many of my more unfortunate friends did not have signal in their rooms... and so it was that I was deemed 'The Reviewer' and was made to stand around painting the images i had seen on friday night into the minds of my pubescent colleagues. However, I did enjoy the occasional jape and once slipped in that a girl had taken a mans penis into her nostrils.

So what did one of my thick-minded friends ask his first girlfriend to attempt with him well over 2 years later?????

Lasted a week!