Pair of gays
One snowy day I was walking behind a pair of gays from my school. I didn't know them but the taller one was a bit pikey and he was holding hands with a shorter gay who had a grey dufflecoat on with the hood up. So it was my duty as an upright citizen to smack a snowball off the back of the hood, what a shot it was and what a shock I got when the "kid" turned round and shouted "you cheeky little bastard" it was actually the pikeys mom. She was only about 4'10" and she called me little!
written by Le* M, left hanging by Edward