AIDS on toast
Apparently what Christopher Rose had for his dinner. Every. Single. Day.
Despite being a great believer in brevity, this entry is a bit short, even for me. What method was used to apply the AIDS to the toast? How did it taste? How many slices did Christopher eat? Mark your entries: 'I have a fucking doctorate in AIDS on toast and ye shall heed me'. Ta.
Despite being a great believer in brevity, this entry is a bit short, even for me. What method was used to apply the AIDS to the toast? How did it taste? How many slices did Christopher eat? Mark your entries: 'I have a fucking doctorate in AIDS on toast and ye shall heed me'. Ta.
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I happen to have a doctorate in AIDS on toast so I can answer some of your questions.
AIDS is frequently applied to the toast via infected spunk, although there is a second method in which the toast is rubbed against the cock to transfer AIDS. Once someone eats it they become infected with AIDS.
A normal gay diet would probably include 2-4 slices per day, although a boy at my school managed to eat 8 slices in one day.
Since I'm straight, I have no idea what AIDS on toast would taste like.
Very informative. But oh dear, that last sentence. Condemned by your own words, Dr Lynch. - Matt
AIDS is frequently applied to the toast via infected spunk, although there is a second method in which the toast is rubbed against the cock to transfer AIDS. Once someone eats it they become infected with AIDS.
A normal gay diet would probably include 2-4 slices per day, although a boy at my school managed to eat 8 slices in one day.
Since I'm straight, I have no idea what AIDS on toast would taste like.
Very informative. But oh dear, that last sentence. Condemned by your own words, Dr Lynch. - Matt
written by Pe*er*Ly*ch, approved by Matt