red todgers
3-2-1 spoonerism that I cannot believe didn't occur to me when it may have been topical. Or funny.
written by Jo* Bl*th, approved by Log

Heh. I just thought of this one in the pub last night, so file under red todgers for "celebrity spoonerisms you think of 20 years too late, and have since been referenced lightly on the b3ta boards when you google them".
Remember that DJ? The presenter of zany children's gameshow Funhouse, and the hairier 50% of "Haven't Stopped Dancing Yet" legends Pat 'n' Mick?
I give you Shat Parp.
written by Jo* Blyt*, approved by Log

YES I DID MEAN FUNHOUSE NOT MADHOUSE AND I'VE CHANGED THE ORIGINAL ENTRY NOW ANYWAY SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT AND WHO LOOKS STUPID NOW? NOT ME THAT IS FOR SURE.
AARRAAGH
written by Jo* Bl*th, approved by Log