How can Ben Vesey be explained? Ginger, small, weak but surprisingly violent. His college story is a promising one.

1. He breaks various computer in an attempt to 'protect himself from airbourne objects'. Nails,screws, bens own bag. Whatever was closest

2. He loses all possible respect he couldve earnt the very first day by telling us our music sounded like 'A demented horse with a cock up its arse'. Being a vesey he'd know such a sound

3.During breaks we were rather planning on playing Counter Strike. I notice jay has melted chocolate in his hand, I chase ben with it. He genuinely beleived it was shit. He runs into the Counter strike organiser. rips his 80 pound armani jacket.Breaks into a fit of tears. Not to mention his other outstanding debts with us

4. First day, hes offered a cigarette. He breaks it in half and walks away. Way to score points there

5. EXTREMELY homophobic so must so, he beat me round the head with a pool cue for simply walking behind him
oh how we exploited that

Ben vesey was and is the stuff legends are made of. in short, the kid you love to hate