Retarded (Under the Influence of Lee Majors)
High School. Lunch.
Phil and Charlie, both retarded, are taking turns jumping on a wooden bench. Phil then flips out and jumps on the bench non-stop until the slats splinter.
Charlie shrieks and then turns to Phil: "Phillip, I told we should not play Fall Guy."
Phil turns to me and points menacingly: "Don't tell nobody I did that."
They both scamper away.
Phil and Charlie, both retarded, are taking turns jumping on a wooden bench. Phil then flips out and jumps on the bench non-stop until the slats splinter.
Charlie shrieks and then turns to Phil: "Phillip, I told we should not play Fall Guy."
Phil turns to me and points menacingly: "Don't tell nobody I did that."
They both scamper away.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Matt