Irresponsible Dinner Ladies
Me and a group of friends asked a dinner lady what was it like to have sex - we were ten.
She responded by saying, "well, you know when you pull your foreskin back in the bath whilst washing? It's like that over and over."
From the blank look she received from all of us, it became apparent none of us knew how to wash our dicks properly, let alone have sex.
written by Ge*rge B*rne, approved by Mansh