A lighthearted game involving one football, one toilet, and as many boys as can be squeezed into the toilet. The ball's owner places the ball into the urinal and proceeds to piss all over it.

Once the pissing operation is complete, he kicks the ball as hard as possible at someone's chest. At this point, utter mayhem breaks out. This continues for the entire break time, or until a teacher comes in to see what all the fuss is about.

Participants in the game can be later distinguised by the collection of little yellow 'medals' proudly displayed on their previously clean white shirts. A true badge of honour.