fanny rumours, self-inflicted
A girl - let's call her TS-B, made the error in secondary school of declaring to everyone that she had shagged Tom Cruise. We told her she was lying, but she wouldn't confess - so it was her own fault that her sexual appetite had a kind of open season declared on it. She started it.
"She put a hamster in her vag face first and it suffocated."
"She put stick insects up her fanny. They all died."
"She put a hamster in her vag face first and it suffocated."
"She put stick insects up her fanny. They all died."
written by Wo*gy M, approved by Log