tennis ball and tights game, the
Equipment:
One pair of your granny's tights
One tennis ball
How to play:
Put one leg of the tights inside the other. Put the tennis ball into the foot end of the tights. Grab the gusset end, stand against a wall in the shape of a star, and swing the ball against the wall in a mad frenzy whilst singing playground songs such as "A sailor went to sea, sea, sea".
Purpose of game:
Absolutely none at all.
WARNING: Overzealous bouncing may cause occasional black eyes and sore bollocks.
One pair of your granny's tights
One tennis ball
How to play:
Put one leg of the tights inside the other. Put the tennis ball into the foot end of the tights. Grab the gusset end, stand against a wall in the shape of a star, and swing the ball against the wall in a mad frenzy whilst singing playground songs such as "A sailor went to sea, sea, sea".
Purpose of game:
Absolutely none at all.
WARNING: Overzealous bouncing may cause occasional black eyes and sore bollocks.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Matt