Hatebreed stickers and the resulting floor of shit

Conor says...Genius


Matt says...I just heard Cockfingers spaffing his knickers.


Rosy says... I have a reluctancy to make this story active


Well my friend works part time for the roadrunner records team , and so gets a great deal of stickers , promotional things from bands etc. in turn for gig tickets.

one day he turned up at school with a load of hatebreed stickers that as usual we went round sticking on the most unlikley places:
- on the actual rims of the toilets and seats

so we finished sticking about 35 stcikers on this one toilet, and left for our classes. when we walked past the toilet later that day, there was an almighty stench of shit, and like always you go in to investigate.

someone (i assume some foolish year 7) would rather than sit on hatebreed stickers shat all over the floor resulting in a brown mess and a reluctancy to go near that toilet again

written by jo*ny *wron*, left hanging by Edward