yum yum bubble gum
Yum yum bubble gum
Stick it up your mother's bum.


Additional lines detail the processing of the bubble gum, as follows:

When it's brown, pull it down
When it's black, put it back
When it's pink, let it stink.


That's about as far as we got. We were only about 6.
written by Mi*e Oxt*ny, approved by Matt

Yum yum bubble gum
Comes out your bum like Pedigree Chum.

Repeated incessantly and loudly during a two hour minibus ride by a boy who was probably called Craig (I forget). We were about 7 and it wasn\'t even a special school or anything. I think he was having some kind of mental episode. Oddly teachers didn\'t even respond or try to stop him but I got told off when I took matters into my own hands and started kicking him.
written by el*phant* f*ot, left hanging by Log