Dickie the Drain was a located in a regular street gutter in South Bristol. What was unusual about Dickie was that he was \"a hungry motherfucker\" and thus had to be regularly fed newspapers from my friend\'s paper round. Oft would I tag along with him on his route to help perform the ritual of making sure Dickie had his allotted amount of newspapers per week. Dickie\'s gain was unfortunately my friend\'s customers loss and we were often forced to deposit a whole bag of newspapers into the hungry cunt\'s stomach and aborting the round early.

As an added sweetner to this tale, my friend regularly got an extra large christmas bonus for \"doing such a good job\". Dickie obviously had friends in high places.