test tube baby
Again, another entry where the punchline of the joke is somewhat deflated by the heading, which effectively is the punchline. So, you ask "Have you ever had a big juicy fanny wrapped around your head?", and they say "No", so you say "Eurrrq! Test tube baby, test tube baby!"
written by DE*DfRo* , approved by Log
Calling somebody a test tube baby is a great insult; because as well as suggesting that they haven't got a mum, it also proves that their dad likes going to the hospital and wanking into a dirty cup for 5p.
a: "Can you climb up glass?"
b: "No."
a: "Then how did you get out of your test tube? - Is your star sign 'Pyrex'?"
a: "Can you climb up glass?"
b: "No."
a: "Then how did you get out of your test tube? - Is your star sign 'Pyrex'?"
written by an*nym*us u*er, approved by Ponky
I was concieved via IVF; in fact I was one of the first 5,000 ever concieved in the world. So I got to go to Thorpe Park at age 6 and YOU didn't, you bunch of boringly-birthed old sods.
Hahaha. Your dad done a wank.
Hahaha. Your dad done a wank.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Mansh