You're hard, where's your handbag?
Used when someone demonstrated a fierce temper, or threatened someone, and eventually for no real reason at all.
After the victim had acted hard or tried to be tough in some way, a chorus of people would shout 'Oooooh, you're hard, where's your handbag?', and then run away doing the John Inman limp wrist thing.
written by Ha*ry *ice, approved by Phil

The standard retort to this was, of course, \"hanging next to yours\". Which didn\'t really work. Like most well-honed retorts in my sorry experience.
written by Ma*hias *nce*ta*n, left hanging by Log