brian may
Put someone you know's name on the front of this highly amusing song. For this example, I have used the name Richard. It is sung to the tune of Knick-Knack Paddy-Whack. "Richard's gay, Richard's gay, Richard's name is Brian May" Works equally well with Darren Day (my own variant).
written by Da* Wake*y, approved by Log
Also the soubriquet adopted for head-teachers called Mrs. Hasty, who despite being female, retain a surprising facial resemblance to Brian May, as well as having his hair.
written by Pe*er *ars*all, disapproved by Log