| Report for Ian Edgar | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
To the tune of Uptown Girl;
Uptown Wally,
He's been living in a Tesco Trolley,
He's been going out with Action man,
They've been screwing in the A-Team van...
Uptown Wally's friend, Uptown Slag, had it slightly less cushy, and lived in a paper bag.
Uptown Wally,
He's been living in a Tesco Trolley,
He's been going out with Action man,
They've been screwing in the A-Team van...
Uptown Wally's friend, Uptown Slag, had it slightly less cushy, and lived in a paper bag.
Presumably, you're smelling because you've shat yourself at the prospect of me telling. It rhymed.