| Report for St. Polycarps | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Pending stories | 1 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 3 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 5 |
| Summary | Mean Boy |
After chatting with my 6 year old nephew about ‘his day at school’ he told me of the ‘David Blaine game’. Almost sounded marketable! It consisted of a box with the obligatory water hole in the top and a class mate. The classmate was put in the box, against his own will? I’m not sure…probably… then fed water through the hole. The problem being the hole is not at the top but at the front of a tall wardrobe like cupboard and the only way to get the water through to the starving ‘David Blaine’ was to take a gulp and spray a mouthful of saliva ridden water onto the classmates back. ‘Yummy’ I said, ‘wouldn’t have happened in my day’ … would it?
At primary school there was a boy called Tom who had orange wee. During toilet breaks, we'd line up at the trough-style urinal with Tom at one end and the rest of us at the other. The idea of the game was to repel Tom's orange wee with normal yellow piss for as long as possible. The game ended when Tom declared that his mum had taken him to see the doctor and he wouldn't be pissing orange any more.
Terrorvision's single of 1994, which condemned a number of Alices to displays of melodramatic sympathy should they be anything other than hysterically happy.
It should be said the most caring way possible, with puppy dog eyes if possible, whilst empathetically feeling her pain. Ideally, the teacher will interrupt this minor bullying with the question "Alice, what's the matter?"
It should be said the most caring way possible, with puppy dog eyes if possible, whilst empathetically feeling her pain. Ideally, the teacher will interrupt this minor bullying with the question "Alice, what's the matter?"