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Here's one we made up in primary school. I can't believe I remember it - it's over ten years ago!

Ching Chong Chinaman worked in a zoo,
Ching Chong Chinaman needed a poo.
Ching Chong Chinaman did it in a cage,
Ching Chong Chinaman lost his wage!