| Report for Ben King | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 1 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 1 |
| Summary | Shows promise |
Extended Play
In order to extend a playtime, the entire school would throw their bags into a massive teetering pile toward the end of break. Obviously the teachers couldn't allow us back into class without our bags, so they all had to be sorted.
Midland Extended Play
Extended play became even more extended when the Midland (the only local bank) offered every child a free low-rent black nylon holdall, if they opened an account. By the time we'd sorted over a hundred identical black bags to their proper owners, it was dinner time.
Except for the flash cunt with the Head bag, who went in on time and had to do some hard sums.
In order to extend a playtime, the entire school would throw their bags into a massive teetering pile toward the end of break. Obviously the teachers couldn't allow us back into class without our bags, so they all had to be sorted.
Midland Extended Play
Extended play became even more extended when the Midland (the only local bank) offered every child a free low-rent black nylon holdall, if they opened an account. By the time we'd sorted over a hundred identical black bags to their proper owners, it was dinner time.
Except for the flash cunt with the Head bag, who went in on time and had to do some hard sums.
As we have known for thousands of years, it is possible to determine the time of day by observing the position of the sun in the sky.
Ben Earnshaw claimed that his own body was accurate to the second using this method.
We challenged him to tell us the time, and checked an R2D2 digital watch to make sure he was REALLY precise. We were therefore amazed when he put the time at around 7:30 in the evening.
We were at school, and it was dinner break, the retarded fuckwit.
Ben Earnshaw claimed that his own body was accurate to the second using this method.
We challenged him to tell us the time, and checked an R2D2 digital watch to make sure he was REALLY precise. We were therefore amazed when he put the time at around 7:30 in the evening.
We were at school, and it was dinner break, the retarded fuckwit.