Telling the time using the sun
As we have known for thousands of years, it is possible to determine the time of day by observing the position of the sun in the sky.
Ben Earnshaw claimed that his own body was accurate to the second using this method.
We challenged him to tell us the time, and checked an R2D2 digital watch to make sure he was REALLY precise. We were therefore amazed when he put the time at around 7:30 in the evening.
We were at school, and it was dinner break, the retarded fuckwit.
written by Be* K*ng, approved by Mansh