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SummaryCould Try Harder

"Ta ra ra bum di ay
I wet my pants today
What will my mother say?
Ta ra ra bum di ay"

She'd probably say "put them in the washing machine you disgusting little pikey". Or simply sigh and look a bit sad while inwardly worrying about her child's lack of bladder control.

A finger and fuck,
Is just enough
To give a girl a treat.

Obviously.