Fudge, A finger of
Reworking of the classic Fudge advert jingle.
A finger of Fudge is just enough
Until it's time to eat
A finger of Fudge is just enough
To give your kids false teeth
It's full of Cadbury's concrete
And very hard to eat...

Wholly innacurate, as a finger of Fudge left in a bag all morning often acquired the soft texture of a freshly laid dog's plop.
written by Ja* D*bya, approved by Ponky

A finger and fuck,
Is just enough
To give a girl a treat.

Obviously.
written by Ni*k P*at*, approved by Mansh