| Report for Drab Green | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 4 |
| Pending stories (hidden) | 2 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 8 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 10 |
| Summary | Mean Boy |
In our school, we had a family of them.
Cooking was taught by Mrs Rudge
I.T. was taught by Mr Rudge
and they had a son, Robert Rudge.
Mr Rudge needed double doors opened to move around the school.
Can you guess what their nicknames were? That's right! Fudge!
Cooking was taught by Mrs Rudge
I.T. was taught by Mr Rudge
and they had a son, Robert Rudge.
Mr Rudge needed double doors opened to move around the school.
Can you guess what their nicknames were? That's right! Fudge!
I once went a step further during a conversation with my friend, Lee Crumpler.
Lee: "Doesn't Christina look quite nice in that top?"
Me: "Well why don't you rape her then?"
Can I just point out that I am not suggesting that 'a step further' after marriage is rape?
Lee: "Doesn't Christina look quite nice in that top?"
Me: "Well why don't you rape her then?"
Can I just point out that I am not suggesting that 'a step further' after marriage is rape?
In Secondary school we had little 'planners' to write our homework assignments in, and on the front they had the name of the school, Penglais School.
Obviously with Tippex you could easily erase the 'G', the 'L' and the 'A', to make 'Penis School'. One gayer even amended his to say 'Penis Cool', which predictably earned him a severe beating.
Obviously with Tippex you could easily erase the 'G', the 'L' and the 'A', to make 'Penis School'. One gayer even amended his to say 'Penis Cool', which predictably earned him a severe beating.
A: Have you heard?
B: Heard what?
A: Have you heard?
B: What?
A: Have you heard the jokes that they don't tell gays?
B: [hopefully] No.
A: That's because they don't tell gays!
Obviously, 'gays' can be amended to 'dykes', or whatever best suits the circumstances. It spoils it a bit if they say "yes". And then say, "sorry, I can't tell you them".
B: Heard what?
A: Have you heard?
B: What?
A: Have you heard the jokes that they don't tell gays?
B: [hopefully] No.
A: That's because they don't tell gays!
Obviously, 'gays' can be amended to 'dykes', or whatever best suits the circumstances. It spoils it a bit if they say "yes". And then say, "sorry, I can't tell you them".