why don't you marry it then?, well
Childish riposte to a positive statement about anything at all.
"I really like Brush Strokes."
"Well why don't you marry it then?"
"Would you like a crisp?"
"Yes please."
"Well why don't you marry it then?"
The only possible retort to this is "perhaps I will".
written by Jo* Blyt*, Su*an To*ac*o, approved by Susan

I once went a step further during a conversation with my friend, Lee Crumpler.
Lee: "Doesn't Christina look quite nice in that top?"
Me: "Well why don't you rape her then?"
Can I just point out that I am not suggesting that 'a step further' after marriage is rape?
written by Dr*b Gr*en, approved by Ponky