| Report for Sweden Sour | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 1 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 4 |
| Summary | Mean Boy |
Pupils from a nice school were banned from socialising with us when we performed this version of that song on the watersports trip:
Yellow turd, way down in the lavatory.Yello turd, you sit there and smile at me.You're so short and fatYou look like a rounders batI know why you floatYou've got a furry coatYou're much uglier than me.
Yellow turd, way down in the lavatory.Yello turd, you sit there and smile at me.You're so short and fatYou look like a rounders batI know why you floatYou've got a furry coatYou're much uglier than me.
Wayne was entirely sober on our school trip to France, being only 10 years old. However, that didn't stop him from laying an enormous log in the bidet, which was removed the next day by an enraged Mr Strudwick.