Yellow Bird (Up High In Banana Tree)
Whistful Carribean folk song that we were forced to sing in tuesday morning singing group. Such was the gusto which myself and my friend Philip sang (in thick and poor quality Jamaican accents)that we were asked to come up onto the stage to demonstrate our vocal talents to the rest of the class. While our enthusiasm had got us picked out for special praise, our inclusion of "Oooohkeeey mon!" between each verse only led to the head's office by a "deeply disappointed" music teacher.
written by To*y Gre*n, approved by Mansh
Pupils from a nice school were banned from socialising with us when we performed this version of that song on the watersports trip:
Yellow turd, way down in the lavatory.Yello turd, you sit there and smile at me.You're so short and fatYou look like a rounders batI know why you floatYou've got a furry coatYou're much uglier than me.
Yellow turd, way down in the lavatory.Yello turd, you sit there and smile at me.You're so short and fatYou look like a rounders batI know why you floatYou've got a furry coatYou're much uglier than me.
written by Sw*den*Sour, approved by Mansh