| Report for Zastrozzi the Master of Discip | |
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| Approved stories | 2 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 4 |
| Summary | Mean Boy |
The Flexicurve - a bendy ruler used for drawing curves, but essentially a bar of rubber wrapped around a metal core. It doubled up as an amazingly effective cosh and thinking back, it reminds of that bit out of Lock, Stock... where that bloke gets beaten to death with a big, floppy rubber dildo.
Two teams, one playground/car park. One (unopened) can of coke. The can is thrown back and forth, and must keep moving until it's empty. Sometimes it's a little pinhole fracture that forces the liquid out like a fire hose, sometimes it's a catastrophic-failure explosion. Or if you're very lucky, it's Simon Jarvis ending up concussed, blood running down his face, while a fit-to-burst yet still unopen can rolls gently down the kerb.