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Summary | Mean Boy |
At a particularly well-known and illustrious public school, a young teacher decided to while away the hours on the laptop computer lying in the exam hall whilst invigilating an A level Physics exam. Little did he know that the laptop was plugged into a projector and the explicit websites he was visiting were displayed in all their glory behind him, 8 feet high, providing the students with a little light entertainment. The teacher was suspended on full pay, pending an investigation.
Editor's Note: Yes, we are fully aware that the above is 100% lies. If this genuinely had happened, it would have been glorious.
Editor's Note: Yes, we are fully aware that the above is 100% lies. If this genuinely had happened, it would have been glorious.
No one is quite sure what privileges are gained from membership of Nixon's Sex Club - but the way to join is simple. You just have to have had sex, with a girl.
Nixon's Sex Club has a pretty impressive membership roster, considering that Nixon - and everyone in his club - were eight years old.
Nixon's Sex Club has a pretty impressive membership roster, considering that Nixon - and everyone in his club - were eight years old.